The Rogue Nation of Philublis Nolicoree is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King John X with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The cynical, devout population of 6.709 billion Philublis Nolicoreeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Philublis. The average income tax rate is 38.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Philublis Nolicoreean economy, worth 588 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,702 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted, and children's toy tractors have been seized as state property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Philublis Nolicoree's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nolicorism.

Philublis Nolicoree is ranked 26,524^th in the world and 177^th in Ambition for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 993.91 on the Clooney Contribution Index.